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Correlation and Causation: Synonymous?
Courtesy of xkcd Not hardly, but one would be shocked by this fact if they were to take a critical look into the average human’s beliefs. I would like to think the following definition unnecessary,...
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Belts Are For Assless People
There are three types of people in this world: ones with a nice ass, ones with a huge ass, and ones with no ass at all. Only this last kind should be wearing belts. Those of the second kind clearly...
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Innovation! Toothpicks Should Be Able to Pick Teeth
Anytime a product is named by its intended function, it should be able to satisfactorily perform said function. That’s a simple concept, one I feel few people would reject. Case in point: the...
View ArticleHow to Use “That’s What She Said”
Every That’s What She Said – watch more funny videos Everyone should know by now the joke “that’s what she said,” used in retort to any type of sexual double entendre. Importantly, “that’s what she...
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Gender Confused Bathrooms
What do you do when you encounter a bathroom sign like this? At the very least, I could make out that WC meant restroom, but for which gender was this designated? Now you may ask whether I could...
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Clapping in Movie Theaters
Image credit: http://vitaminsea.typepad.com What’s the point in applauding after watching a movie? If it were a live performance, I can understand showing your appreciation to the performers. But when...
View ArticleStop Using “Person of Color”
Race relations is a sensitive subject for obvious reasons. It’s difficult to speak about the issues without running into walls of political correctness on one end or accusations of racism on the other....
View ArticleThe Unavoidable Politics of Gender Neutral Pronouns
I’m typically not a fan of gender neutral pronouns like “s/he” because they are awkward to use. I’m fine with using male pronouns by default. That is because I use “he” as just a default...
View ArticleYour Child’s Name Is Not An Opportunity To Show Off
Giving a child a normal name is already a shady proposition because it is the thing which most identifies him or her as an individual and yet is attached to them before he or she is even born. Woe to...
View ArticleFix Your Eyes Not On What Is Seen…
Humans, unlike all other species before, evolved a well-developed mental ability to think in abstract concepts. This most powerful of our evolved traits is the basis of our intelligence. However, it...
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For Those Who Have Seen Every Fast & Furious Movie but Don’t Know What...
These days, you step away from the Internet for a moment and suddenly you’re behind on current events. Most recently, I went dark for twenty minutes and when I came back on Twitter, Nelson Mandela had...
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Why You Should Always Take Advantage of White Guilt
Racial discrimination is an awful thing. At this point, I think most of the enlightened world would agree that society would benefit from the elimination of stereotypes. But while they exist, it may...
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